Assabakie Aljembali

Starter Point For Me!

assabakie — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:59:00 +0000

Just for u as reader, now u can know much about me….

Infrequently Asked Questions

Who are you?
I am a twenty-something, single, male, college student who lives in Kota Bharu, Kelantan, Malaysia. I blog about my life experiences and my opinions. People might think my writing is pretty random, but it is perfectly applicable to what’s going on in my life. My blog is miscellaneous because life is too.

That’s nice, but who are you really?
Honestly, I prefer to remain anonymous online. It keeps me more honest with myself and with you as a reader. I may air my dirty laundry, but because you don’t know who I am, I still feel as though I have some privacy. Probably my biggest mistake when creating this blog was telling my family about it. Luckily, they don’t read it very often, and I’m sure within a year’s time they will completely forget about it.

I know how to find out who you really are.
Wow! You must be so proud of yourself. Guess what? I do too. Sure, there are ways of finding out who I really am, but there are also ways for me to find out who you really are. Keep in mind, you are dealing with someone who is slightly obsessive compulsive with decent knowledge of the Internet and too much time on their hands. Let’s just be friends.

Your site is so incredibly awesome (can you tell I’m writing these), can I use your material on my blog?

If you want to use material on my site, whether it be text, code, or image, please ask permission in the form of a comment in the most recent post on the main page. If I give you permission, I will ask you to give me credit where credit is due. If I decline, then please respect my wishes and come up with something on your own. Be creative. The whole point of having a blog is that it is something that is personal. If they all looked or read alike, there would be no point to them at all.

Also, I had a lot of help making changes to this site. Most of this help came from my favorite message board, therefore some of the code that I use is not mine to give out.

Masa Itu Ibarat Pedang. Jika Kita Tak Memotongnya, Maka Ia Akan Memotong Kita…

assabakie — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 18:21:33 +0000

Sekadar mengisi waktu saat2 berbuka….
ada sejam saja lagi. juadah berbuka pun tak beli lagi. ingat nak masak jer… takpun berbuka ngan kurma je dulu. nanti malam baru carik nasik….
bukan apa… sebenarnya baru bangun tido siang… cover yang 2 hari tak dapat tido lena…. benyak yg kena siapkan minggu ni… PSM, Final Projek, bla…bla….
Itu yg tak leh tido tu….
progress setakat ni, alhamdulillah….
psm pun dah siap… cuma nak tunggu viva je lah… kena carik idea yg power2 untuk viva jelah… aku dapat tau viva 20hb.. so sempat lagi…
Final Projek lak dah siap 2 elemen. satu elemen saja lagi tak siap. minggu depan dah nak hantar… tak apalah… 2 hari cuti sempatla siap…. tinggal kena kira brickwall je…. pastu key-in data kat primavera…. Harap2 dapat beres semua ni Isnin depan….
Sebab Minggu depan ada test Structure… So, minggu tu kena study structure… Test hari Jumaat. Sempat la study seminggu…
Lepas tu PSM lak…
dan akhirnya…. lega…. dapat balik raya…..
Final hanya lepas raya… so, raya kejap jelah… mungkin raya ke 4 atau 5 datang sini balik….
study untuk final….

Fakta Menarik Tentang Filem TAMIL

assabakie — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 18:20:21 +0000

Fakta Menarik Tentang Filem TAMIL

1. Heronya langsung tidak menunjukkan kesakitan walaupun ditumbuk dan dipukul bertalu-talu Oleh musuhnya,tapi bila si heroin cuba mencuci lukanya itu, terus aja..’Adehh,adehhh’!

2. Hero tidak boleh jatuh cinta pada heroin(begitulah sebaliknya) kecuali selepas mereka menari di dalam hujan.

3. Selepas disapu ke muka,mekap heroin takkan luntur sekalipun badannya basah kuyup ditimpa hujan dan ribut petir.

4. Sepasang kekasih menari di tengah padang yang luas terbentang.Tapi eh… tiba- tiba saja ada 100 orang lelaki dan perempuan muncul di belakang mereka,terus menari mengikut rentak dan gerak yang sama.Misteri betul..dari mana datangnya 100 orang itu?

5. Di akhir filem,sang hero mendapati penyangak yang dimusuhinya selama ini adalah abangnya sendiri, orang gaji yang memanjakannya adalah emaknya,ketua inspektor polis(Inspektor sahab) adalah bapanya, pendakwa raya itu sepupunya,hakim adalah bapa saudaranya..begitulah seterusnya,seterusnya dan seterusnya.

6. Dalam setiap filem mesti sebut perkataan-perkataan Inggeris ini,iaitu No Problem,My God!,Get Out!!! Shut up! Impossible! Please Forgive Me! Dan perkataan-perkataan itu mesti disebut dengan kuat.

7. Sepasang kekasih boleh bergolek-golek-golek-golek-golek di atas tanah sambil menyanyi tapi tiba-tiba bangun dengan pakaian yang lain pula!

8. Mereka boleh berlari keliling pokok kelapa,berkejar-kejaran di atas bukit sambil menyanyi,bertentang mata,menjeling-jeling dan tukar pakaian dalam waktu yang cukup singkat tanpa menunjukkan rasa penat

9. Anda tentukan….

Aku Sebatang Rokok

assabakie — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 18:19:16 +0000

I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro,
In the Salem high country
I Always carry a Mild Seven
I rode on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love
With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
We got married by Perillys, the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill
And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size
She cried in delight, “You are a Rough Rider!!!”
You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied
She answered” I want MORE!!!!”
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to enter her Gudang Garam.
She said… depan belakang puas, barulah SAMPOERNA!!! =>

Starter Point For Me!

assabakie — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 18:17:38 +0000

Just for u as reader, now u can know much about me….

Infrequently Asked Questions

Your site is so incredibly awesome (can you tell I’m writing these), can I use your material on my blog?

Also, I had a lot of help making changes to this site. Most of this help came from my favorite message board, therefore some of the code that I use is not mine to give out.

Perempuan seksi tak bau syurga….

assabakie — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 17:54:01 +0000

Perempuan seksi tak bau syurga….

itulah antara ayat yg aku petik dlm rancangan al-kuliyyah semalam…

so, ingatlah wahai perempuan seksi sekalian, sebelum mati, insaflah… hargai harga diri yg telah Allah berikan…